03-26-2023, 12:42 PM
So after years of birth simulation with punch balloons and water and air and orbeez I've finally taken the plunge and ordered a silicone belly.
I went for this one https://www.aliexpress.com/item/10050012...1802Z2gpWT
Mainly because it's heavy and I think the weight and discomfort and pressure that creates is important. It's also fairly big and you can order to fit your waist size.
Scheduled delivery is Tuesday although my experience is that with Fedex things can appear earlier than scheduled from China. This is good because it means my missus will be out at work!! I held off ordering for so long partly because delivery from China is a bit unpredictable and my fear that she might be the one to take delivery and to ask what it is!! Having said that Fedex say it's already at Stansted UK airport and its status says "International shipment release" which I'm guessing means it has already cleared UK customs. I know that Fedex to deliver to residential addresses over the weekend in the UK so I'm on tenterhooks worrying it could come today when she is around or tomorrow when I think she might take the day off from work following some dental work!! So it's tense here waiting for the new 'arrival' lol!!!
I have to admit though I absolutely cannot wait to receive it and to be able to strap it on, put on my TENS/EMS pads for strong rhythmic contractions and to insert my inflating butt plug to give me some serious pressure in my back passage!! Then I shall slip on my two bump bands to help hold it in place (I suspect given it weighs 17lb they may be needed!!), put on my favourite sexy black bodycon maternity dress and roleplay a birth...
Just walking around the house alone and breathing through the contractions will be such a thrill!!!
Here's hoping it lives up to expectations and the significant cost! I've waited a long time for this....
On a different subject those of you in the UK may be aware of the escort site www.adultwork.com I have always longed to have a female midwife or girlfriend to help me give birth in person - rubbing my back, belly and thighs, kissing me, suggesting changes of position and coaching me with my breathing. I decided to post what's called a reverse booking on there where you post what you want to do with an escort and offer a sum of money for them to do it. So I explained I wanted a midwife/girlfriend for my homebirth. To be honest I half expected a load of abuse in response but to be honest I was astounded to receive around 6-7 offers to do it from female escorts who said they were really intrigues/into the idea. I decided to wait until the belly arrived and in any case I'm not sure if I actually have the bottle to go through with it and to birth in the presence of someone else but I don't mind admitting its a very exciting prospect for me...
Sure it's morally a questionable thing to do but to be honest my missus and I are essentially in a sexless marriage anyway and she absolutely wouldn't be into this at all. I didn't ask for this fetish and I'm not getting any younger so I figured I might as well try and make this fantasy a reality. I've never had any females on here offer to do it (and to be honest that would be my preference) so we'll see what happens.
Anyway the belly is the first thing!
Joshlg_uk
I'm trying to post some previous bellies done with balloons - not sure it's working!
I went for this one https://www.aliexpress.com/item/10050012...1802Z2gpWT
Mainly because it's heavy and I think the weight and discomfort and pressure that creates is important. It's also fairly big and you can order to fit your waist size.
Scheduled delivery is Tuesday although my experience is that with Fedex things can appear earlier than scheduled from China. This is good because it means my missus will be out at work!! I held off ordering for so long partly because delivery from China is a bit unpredictable and my fear that she might be the one to take delivery and to ask what it is!! Having said that Fedex say it's already at Stansted UK airport and its status says "International shipment release" which I'm guessing means it has already cleared UK customs. I know that Fedex to deliver to residential addresses over the weekend in the UK so I'm on tenterhooks worrying it could come today when she is around or tomorrow when I think she might take the day off from work following some dental work!! So it's tense here waiting for the new 'arrival' lol!!!
I have to admit though I absolutely cannot wait to receive it and to be able to strap it on, put on my TENS/EMS pads for strong rhythmic contractions and to insert my inflating butt plug to give me some serious pressure in my back passage!! Then I shall slip on my two bump bands to help hold it in place (I suspect given it weighs 17lb they may be needed!!), put on my favourite sexy black bodycon maternity dress and roleplay a birth...
Just walking around the house alone and breathing through the contractions will be such a thrill!!!
Here's hoping it lives up to expectations and the significant cost! I've waited a long time for this....
On a different subject those of you in the UK may be aware of the escort site www.adultwork.com I have always longed to have a female midwife or girlfriend to help me give birth in person - rubbing my back, belly and thighs, kissing me, suggesting changes of position and coaching me with my breathing. I decided to post what's called a reverse booking on there where you post what you want to do with an escort and offer a sum of money for them to do it. So I explained I wanted a midwife/girlfriend for my homebirth. To be honest I half expected a load of abuse in response but to be honest I was astounded to receive around 6-7 offers to do it from female escorts who said they were really intrigues/into the idea. I decided to wait until the belly arrived and in any case I'm not sure if I actually have the bottle to go through with it and to birth in the presence of someone else but I don't mind admitting its a very exciting prospect for me...
Sure it's morally a questionable thing to do but to be honest my missus and I are essentially in a sexless marriage anyway and she absolutely wouldn't be into this at all. I didn't ask for this fetish and I'm not getting any younger so I figured I might as well try and make this fantasy a reality. I've never had any females on here offer to do it (and to be honest that would be my preference) so we'll see what happens.
Anyway the belly is the first thing!
Joshlg_uk
I'm trying to post some previous bellies done with balloons - not sure it's working!
