Corrupt-a-Wish
#61
Granted, but you can only draw with crayons.
I wish I looked like Val Kilmer in his prime.
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#62
Granted. But only from the knees down
I wish I could see the English countryside
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#63
Granted however it's during WW2.

I wish I could always be pregnant,
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#64
Granted, so let's make you immortal, forever pregnant with 20 babies!


I wish I had super powers.
If good things lasted forever, would we appreciate how precious they are? -Bill Watterson
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#65
Granted! I hope you enjoy the superpower of having the ability to make any glass full of water room tempurature!

I wish I had the ability to open any lock!
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#66
Granted. However it takes 12 hours and is extremely loud.

I wish I had a bigger dick.
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#67
(09-14-2020, 02:41 PM)chronic322 Wrote: Granted. However it takes 12 hours and is extremely loud.

I wish I had a bigger dick.

Granted, but it never gets hard.

I wish I could read minds.
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#68
Granted, but you can't turn it off.

I wish I never had to worry about money again.
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#69
Granted. You're dead. The dead have no need for money.

I wish I had a set of nice, lactating, tits.
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#70
(10-22-2020, 04:44 AM)chronic322 Wrote: Granted. You're dead. The dead have no need for money.

I wish I had a set of nice, lactating, tits.

Granted; but they always have mastitis. It feels worse than it looks.

I wish the men I was attracted to weren't always gay.
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#71
Granted. I'm sure you won't mind that the guys you'll be attracted to are fat, lazy drunks.

I wish I was a millionaire.
If good things lasted forever, would we appreciate how precious they are? -Bill Watterson
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#72
Granted, but every dollar you spend goes right to your worst enemy.

I wish my S/O and I could be pregnant at the same time.
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#73
Granted but you break up and have to raise a baby alone.

I wish I wasn't afraid of commitment.
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#74
Granted. However you have to remain so every day for the rest of your life. Whether it’s physically or mentally. Every. Single. Day.

I wish I could get away with murder.
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#75
Granted. But you have to flee the country.

I wish I can drive (with license and a car, instead my wife does).
Father of 3 children wanting to share the experience of pregnancy with my wife (I love her and her ability to bring life to the world).   Heart
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#76
Well guess I should start learning more Spanish. And granted, but good luck getting pulled over every time by an officer who will slap excessive fines/punishments on you for the smallest things.

I wish I could visit hell and come back alive. Because demons can’t be all bad right?
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#77
Granted. Would you still feel that way if you came back as one?

I wish I could fly.
If good things lasted forever, would we appreciate how precious they are? -Bill Watterson
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